Army of One

Nicolas Cage is Gary Faulkner, and Gary Faulkner is on a mission from God (Russell Brand). The unemployed ex-con receives a message from the big man in the sky, telling him he must find Osama Bin Laden. With nothing but his dim wits, perseverance, and, best of all, a sword he bought from a home-shopping network, Faulkner heads to Pakistan.